As Fast As You Can

1. 31
   12
   Oct
   

   I just gave Patty my old phone

   thenakedbusinessman:

   She lost hers, so being the nice guy that I am, I told her she could take my old enV touch. I went through and deleted all my contacts and incriminating text messages and pictures. The one thing I forgot to check was my videos. It hit me too late. 

   Patty just drove off with a phone containing videos of me masturbating. 

   Hahahaha! I haven’t watched it…….yet. I’ll be sure to give you my reviews tho :D
   1. porn-ninja said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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   3. beesonthewhatnow said: well done, sir.
   4. somethingshedoestome said: LMFAO oh boy.
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   10. pattikayks reblogged this from thenakedbusinessman and added:

       haven’t watched it…….yet. I’ll be sure

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   19. mytiger-myheart said: Phones are too easy for other people to get a hold of. I upload pictures and videos to my email. Safer. Haha.
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   21. toosawn-trigger said: :O
   22. hollowruins said: hawkward.
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   24. helpappotamus said: She’ll love it.
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   26. hellokupo said: I can only imagine her reaction upon finding them.
   27. dark-summer said: omg this made me laugh.
   28. like-the-mahal said: Make sure to post the inevitable conversation about that after she finds it.
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